Recovery Page

This is a recovery page. It’s different from a relapse page because it will stay in one place and will show up in your closet. Most people start with just the tip which introduces them to potential site visitors. It might say something like this:

Hi there! I own 3 businesses and am a paramedic as well. I’m also a TikToker!!! Wowza! Just kidding, that’s an imitation of the guy that owns the .online domain…. because 6 dollars is too expensive with a job as a paramedic and 3 businesses… gotta peddle to TikTok kekkekek……

…or in the words of Lil’ Jon:

WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!

We are not a 501c3, we’re just a few assholes who are really pissed off at these recovery tiktokers atm.